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Bike Demotivational Poster


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm, #239427
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am, #239313
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm, #124881
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm, #124399
ROFLMAO


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

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bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am, #233932
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm, #138886
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


ONLY BIKERS KNOW - WHY A DOG STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF A CAR WINDOW


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:34 am, #235612

love this


MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.


TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.25/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm, #235859
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am, #135815
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan




TO RIDE OR NOT TO RIDE - THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by concern3

CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:28 am, #239147
Hell yeah! Even if a relative in a car is going to the same place I'm going, I still ride because I like to ride!


RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm, #232249
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am, #232216
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am, #232107
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm, #232087
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


FUR VS LEATHER -


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:25 am, #259208
5L'd 'cern
mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 12:16 am, #259204
LOL!!!!!!! Too true! 5 laughing lions!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2014, 1:54 pm, #259199
I recommend buying leather products from India. The only people that would work with dead animal parts are the downtrodden and oppressed Dalits. (The untouchables) They deserve our support.
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 1:07 pm, #259194

Yeah, and those leather Gucci shoes are just so hard to resist, not to mention the belts, gloves, designer coats...


BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am, #239166
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm, #231738
Great one ughomer!


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.69/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm, #248798
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am, #235364
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm, #235332
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.


TAGS: biker jesus
Rating: 3/5

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R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 4:05 pm, #147900
What!?!?
warp_kez - December 21, 2009, 8:40 pm, #147260
Jesus Christ, super star, burning around the corner on his Yamaha! Chucks a skid, kills a kid, burns his balls on the petrol lid.


COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm, #253365
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am, #239291
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm, #239284

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am, #239281
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm, #239271
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am, #216835
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm, #184830
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm, #184824
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm, #184821
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort


A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm, #229123
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am, #229100
He's about to learn real quick.


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm, #228053
Cute one.


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #163751
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #163750
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm, #163335
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm, #163332
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm, #163329
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm, #163328
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm, #163327
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am, #163098
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore




BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!


TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.24/5

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Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am, #184736
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am, #184729
Nice!


KNIT BIKE -


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

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S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!




THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm, #148511
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


BIKERS IN THE SEA -




BIKER CHICKS -




THE SHORT BUS - cause i sure hope thats not their long one




LEARNING MOMENT - Now kiddies, remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk.


TAGS: bikes crash funny
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:15 am, #216614
I'm very much traumatized!! xx


FACE TATTOO - Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.




FRIDAY THE 13TH -




I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.




TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm, #256518
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am, #224547
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am, #154099
'Tis g**.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am, #154098
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm, #154031
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket


EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be




MANHOOD - many ways of showing it...




Drive in the bike lane 1 more time -




THIS BIKE - IS DA BOMB!


TAGS: bike bomb
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by almarpa

hootizz - July 19, 2010, 4:52 pm, #185446
Brilliant.., this is the sort of thing a mad Kiwi would use to set the land-speed record on at Salt Lake...
almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:13 pm, #185424
Is it? All right, but it was fun to make the a***ogy
Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:09 pm, #185401
It's actually a drop tank.


REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**


TAGS: bike reverse sports stupid
Rating: 4.6/5

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TAKoturtle22 - January 22, 2012, 11:51 pm, #227947
in soviet russia bike rides you, lol 5l
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:36 am, #227874
5L for originality and a hilarious ph**o of impending doom. Glad you didn't go the "Wait for it" direction, though the outcome will/can not be pretty. LOL!


LIVING -




INFACEON -


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 3.56/5

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MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids




V-8 POWERED MOTORCYCLE - For Men With Balls Big Enough To Hide Behind


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 2.13/5

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SEMPER FI - Let's Roll


TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #157069
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm, #157021
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm, #156991
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm, #156921
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.


CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...


TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol h**rod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am, #176860
Somebody's been to Oamaru.


POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction




LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.


TAGS: lorenzo lamas chuck norris tv renegade bike
Rating: 2.19/5

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Jeremy - July 20, 2008, 10:51 am, #10379
But his rainbow blanket is a bit g**.


MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother


TAGS: bike mountain dont bother
Rating: 1.75/5

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LogicDude - September 15, 2008, 1:00 pm, #21170
Mountain Biking - you're doing it WRONG!
Burn - April 27, 2008, 7:27 pm, #2458
That's gonna leave a mark...


TATTOO YOU -


TAGS: tattoo biker babe
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 10:38 pm, #238905
Tats or no tats. I fear my wife. LoL
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 6:06 pm, #238898
Funny, I know a lot of Ladies that have tats, but my wife doesn't. And of all those Ladies, I fear my wife the most. 5L


Cosplay (#1) -




BACK ON THE SPLINTER AGAIN -




I GOT THIS BIKE FOR MY WIFE - Nice Trade Huh?


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MO - May 10, 2010, 2:53 pm, #175451
One hog for another.....less maint on this one prolly.
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 9:00 am, #175426
nice re-work, much better. 5L


OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS -




SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK -




BAGRAM ARMY BASE SECURITY - NO AL QUEDA. SITUATION NORMAL.




I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much


TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm, #234387
Jeez, did he died??? ;)


SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




DETERMINATION - Not giving up when the world turns upside down.


TAGS: bike fail funny
Rating: 1.89/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:14 pm, #144245
FacePlant!!that's gonna leave a mark


WHICH IS WHICH?? -




Ride hard -




WRONG TIME - To get second thoughts about showing off for the ladies




OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS - In The 1800's They Still Would Have Been Outlaws But They Would Have Been Riding Horses.


TAGS: bikers gangs omg freedom outlaws
Rating: 3.73/5

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Oogie - August 14, 2012, 8:01 pm, #238424
Besides, they're mostly 'posers' now, doctors and lawyers and programmers that have the fancy bikes and designer leathers. Pussies.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:14 am, #238202
I see lots of law-abiding helmets.


IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better




THE FINAL REASON BIKES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN - your new bike doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden before


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:16 pm, #165014
very nice 3 poster series karlingall. 5L


HONESTY - Not always the best policy...




SHOW OFF - Impressing the ladies?? Your doing it wrong.




MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am, #229683

awesome fors


WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ME - Simply Makes Me Miserable, And Wish I Were Dead


TAGS: bike fail
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by HaveaCigar

Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm, #191980

no ****!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 1:48 am, #191938
That is your first one? Hats off to you sir.... 5L


WORTH IT -


TAGS: bike ride smile
Rating: 4.62/5

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PRECAUTIONS -


TAGS: bike accident wrench wheel
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:28 pm, #209388

may i suggest a venture into fonts, as well as a border.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:35 am, #209333
pity there is no border, pity , also a p word. Please have some?!


MY DOG - He used to chase after people on a bike Until I took it from him.


TAGS: my dog on a bike
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by vader



COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.


TAGS: hobby horse bike racing
Rating: 3.93/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:45 pm, #193564
5 lions for the 4 horse(wo)men


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: stupidity bike desert
Rating: 3.68/5

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Supermark - September 26, 2009, 6:30 pm, #121966
Oh...god...


RIDING A BIKE - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: riding bike doing it wrong
Rating: 3.67/5

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Kyronic - May 25, 2012, 12:51 am, #235088
Crap, I've been doing it the wrong way for years!


FISHING -




COP - Life's pretty cool, and why wouldn't it be ? I'm a cop, after all




EPIC FAIL - When your super racing bicycle can be stopped by a can




JOHNNY LAW -




Xerox -




INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm, #247018
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm, #241334
Nice one Ug!


Survivers -




BOND - Fuzzknuckle Bond




USE A KICK-STAND. - Arab Spring




SO..... - ...think he'll mind if I keep the bike? I mean, the guy IS paralyzed and all.




THE IKEA SALE -




THE REWARD - Is unimaginable.




GRAVITY -




CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE -




GENIUS - rednecks have their moments


TAGS: bike
Rating: 3/5

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sickartist - May 9, 2010, 11:23 pm, #175405
You need to check the tops of pictures for dot com tags too.


BIKE COPS -




FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.


TAGS: sports motor bike jump face plant
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:43 am, #161492
Actually this was planned out perfectly. It is the b**** ex wife trying to still kill me!


THIS -


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am, #10372
Hahahaha


LOCATION - Sometimes There's Better Places To Drive Your Car.


TAGS: fail bike car location
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bands - December 29, 2009, 2:39 pm, #148800
Is that a bikepath?
agdaniele - February 16, 2009, 7:22 pm, #60161
Motifake 8321 nailed it.


EFFICIENCY - the extent to which time or effort is well used for the intended task or purpose.




GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME -




FREEDOM -


TAGS: the first ride on your bike spoilt by the police
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by vader

R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 10:49 am, #165453
They should be worn, but not mandatory in every state. Go to Idaho, you can get your self killed leaglly there! :)
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 11:40 pm, #165402
Helmets are like seatbelts. There is no logical reason to not wear one.


BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real


TAGS: bike represent barbie
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:59 pm, #202279
THis is better, System. Doesn't excuse the other stuff, but you need to try harder over all... be more discerning before submitting.


WEREWOLVES - "screw this bike, i can run faster"


TAGS: bike werewolves
Rating: 3.5/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:21 am, #235156
I wish he could run like that. When your bike hits the ground before the landing s*** gets serious
AcidRain - May 11, 2012, 4:57 pm, #234485
Awesome. I wish I could run like that.


RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh **** holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am, #154473
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm, #154438

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


THE SEAT? - It's made from Rudolph's hide


TAGS: santa biker
Rating: 2.67/5

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OBSESSION -


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 2.46/5

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