Bike Demotivational Poster
CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.
FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons
ONLY BIKERS KNOW - WHY A DOG STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF A CAR WINDOW
MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.
HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.
FUR VS LEATHER -
TO RIDE OR NOT TO RIDE - THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION
THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan
RIDE YOUR BIKE -
A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -
LEST WE FORGET -
BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.
BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.
COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH
4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race
HEY LADIES -
BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough
BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore
ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out
NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!
KNIT BIKE -
S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!
THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution
UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.
POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction
BIKERS IN THE SEA -
BIKER CHICKS -
THE SHORT BUS - cause i sure hope thats not their long one
LEARNING MOMENT - Now kiddies, remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk.
FACE TATTOO - Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.
FRIDAY THE 13TH -
I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.
TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said
EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be
MANHOOD - many ways of showing it...
Drive in the bike lane 1 more time -
THIS BIKE - IS DA BOMB!
REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.
SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids
LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.
V-8 POWERED MOTORCYCLE - For Men With Balls Big Enough To Hide Behind
DETERMINATION - Not giving up when the world turns upside down.
SEMPER FI - Let's Roll
CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...
MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother
TATTOO YOU -
Cosplay (#1) -
BACK ON THE SPLINTER AGAIN -
I GOT THIS BIKE FOR MY WIFE - Nice Trade Huh?
OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS -
SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK -
BAGRAM ARMY BASE SECURITY - NO AL QUEDA. SITUATION NORMAL.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much
SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.
WHICH IS WHICH?? -
Ride hard -
WRONG TIME - To get second thoughts about showing off for the ladies
OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS - In The 1800's They Still Would Have Been Outlaws But They Would Have Been Riding Horses.
IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better
THE FINAL REASON BIKES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN - your new bike doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden before
HONESTY - Not always the best policy...
SHOW OFF - Impressing the ladies?? Your doing it wrong.
WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ME - Simply Makes Me Miserable, And Wish I Were Dead
WORTH IT -
MY DOG - He used to chase after people on a bike Until I took it from him.
COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.
RIDING A BIKE - You're doing it wrong.
COP - Life's pretty cool, and why wouldn't it be ? I'm a cop, after all
EPIC FAIL - When your super racing bicycle can be stopped by a can
JOHNNY LAW -
INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW
BOND - Fuzzknuckle Bond
USE A KICK-STAND. - Arab Spring
SO..... - ...think he'll mind if I keep the bike? I mean, the guy IS paralyzed and all.
THE IKEA SALE -
THE REWARD - Is unimaginable.
CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE -
GENIUS - rednecks have their moments
BIKE COPS -
FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.
LOCATION - Sometimes There's Better Places To Drive Your Car.
EFFICIENCY - the extent to which time or effort is well used for the intended task or purpose.
GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME -
BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real
WEREWOLVES - "screw this bike, i can run faster"
RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.
THE SEAT? - It's made from Rudolph's hide
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